Ralph likes words. It's why he has a job in the band. He sings them, forgets them, makes them up, and then forgets those too. Ralph is also very fond of a good pair of slacks. He generally buys them on the Canadian black market at the recommendation of his legally blind dentist. When he's not researching slacks, or playing in Something Stupid, he's playing in a one-man acoustic duo. Check out Ralph's solo acoustic project by clicking here.