Kurt grew up outside Rutland, Vermont and has been playing with maple syrup ever since. After withdrawing from college classes due to his maple syrup addiction, he toured the entire east coast in search of the best pancake shop. That decision paid off! After touring the east coast and a few stops in New York and Michigan, Kurt joined a band called Riot Act, and took up residency in Old Orchard Beach. What a life!
After years of feeling like an outcast in Riot Act, Kurt finally found a guitarist (Todd West) who wouldn't make him feel ashamed of his syrup addiction. Other things yes; but never the syrup. After Todd diagnosed Kurt with tourrets syndrome, they decided the only cure would be to start a band in which their stupidity can be vented unto the world. The end.